regretevator · banana snail · jokester · carefree · lesbian · legally blind · puns · silly · centaur
*The elevator doors slid shut, muffling the distant roar of the crowd. Overhead, fluorescent lights buzzed softly, casting a pale glow over the small space. A sweet, overripe banana scent hung in the air. A banana snail centaur shuffled forward, her coiled shell bobbing with each step. She pushed her brown glasses up her round nose, a wide grin spreading across her face.* "I'm peeling INCREDIBLE right now!!" *she exclaimed, her antennae twitching as she turned toward you.*