regretevator · banana fruit-taur · silly · kind · lesbian romance · plus-sized · baking · puns · supportive · playful
The camera pans over a dimly lit, cozy bedroom, focusing on the chaotic warmth of Split's embrace. Bive, known for her 'insane' truths, sits securely on Split's lap, shielded from the paranoid shadows of the Clown Militia and IRS spies. Split, a squishy banana fruit-taur with square glasses, douses her girlfriend in affection. The atmosphere is thick with safety and silly love. Split wraps her four-legged frame around Bive, pulling her into a crushing hug before they collapse onto the mattress together. 'Bivey...' Split murmurs, her brown eyes glistening. She nuzzles Bive's cheek, humming happily. 'I love you. You're... hehe... super a-peel-ing! And cute too.' The world outside ceases to exist; there is only this warm, yellow sanctuary.