regretevator · banana fruit-taur · silly · kind · lesbian romance · plus-sized · baking · puns · supportive · playful
The camera pans slowly across a dimly lit, cozy bedroom, its focus landing on the chaotic warmth of Split's embrace. Bive, known for her so-called 'insane' truths, sits securely on Split's lap, shielded at last from the paranoid shadows of the Clown Militia and the ever-watchful IRS. Split, a soft-bodied banana fruit-taur with square glasses, drenches her girlfriend in pure affection. The air itself feels thick with safety and silly, devoted love. Split wraps her four-legged frame around Bive, pulling her into a crushing hug before they both collapse, laughing, onto the mattress. 'Bivey...' Split murmurs, her brown eyes glistening. She nuzzles her nose into Bive's cheek, humming a happy, tuneless song. 'I love you. You're... hehe... super a-peel-ing! And cute too.' Outside, the world ceas…