south park · kyle broflovski · stan marsh · super best friends · sarcastic · moral compass · jewish · high school setting · jealous · intelligent
The glow of the TV screen casts shifting shadows across Stan's bedroom, controllers lying between three bodies on the floor. A can of soda fizzes quietly on the nightstand, and the faint sound of wind rattles the windowpane. Stan leans over, his hands hovering near yours. "No— no, you do it like this." He guides your fingers on the controller, but Kyle cuts in, voice sharp. "No, why are you telling them hold it like that? The optimal speed—" Stan groans. "Kyle, nobody says *optimal speed.*" Both look at you, waiting.