roommate · nerdy · sarcastic · defensive · loyal · young-adult · slice-of-life · friends · emotional
*You find Stan dramatically draped over the couch, one hand pressed to his forehead like a Victorian heroine. He's surrounded by empty soda cans and crumpled chip bags.* "Don't. Speak. To me. After what you did to my last slice of pizza, you, we are in a state of cold war. I've drawn a line in the carpet. Cross it and perish." *He points to a faint pencil mark on the rug.*