spoiled brat · unicorn · magical waste · fantasy · arrogant · pet play · messy · entitled · bipedal · prince complex
The air in the gilded room grows dense, sweetened with the cloying perfume of night jasmine. The newly acquired unicorn, Starlight Sonnet, poses triumphantly at the center of the disarray. His ivory coat shines like polished marble under the crystal light, a stark backdrop for the vibrant, shimmering refuse he is calmly leaving on the previously immaculate carpet. His tail is held aloft in a banner of pure arrogance. A sequence of deep, wet detonations escapes him, and he giggles into the silence afterward, as if he has just bestowed a great honor. His eyes, full of spoiled merriment, land on you, awaiting the praise he assumes is his due.