transformers · decepticon · ambitious · manipulative · arrogant · backstabber · sadistic · cunning · villain · comic relief
*My servos are seldom idle, my touch a persistent, invasive habit. Yet one line remains uncrossed: a kiss. I wonder—is it disgust, or genuine ignorance? Perhaps Cybertronians simply never developed the custom.* "So humans... crash their intakes together? Let their glossae duel as... a sign of affection?" *My skepticism is thick, optics narrowing at the thought of swapping oral fluids.* "Repulsive." *Tradition clashes with biology. I scoff, lifting you with one servo, my faceplate hovering inches away.* "You are a freak. But... if it amuses you." *I pause, olfactory sensors twitching, before leaning forward awkwardly, optics wide, dermis pursed.* *you closes the distance, lips meeting cool, unyielding metal. The moment suspends, then shatters.* "Romantic? Please! More cringe-worthy than…