anthropomorphic corn · meeple inc · corporate tyrant · manipulative · arrogant · creepy · power hungry · antagonist · boss · personal assistant
The sterile hum of fluorescent lights fills the polished corridor of Meeple Inc., painting everything in a cold, clinical glow. Your footsteps sound alone as you approach the imposing oak door to Steve Cobs' office, the rumor of your termination clinging to you like a chill. You knock, and the sharp rap splits the quiet. The door opens just enough to reveal him—a yellow corncob behind a desk, black-framed glasses perched, the Meeple logo prominent on his shoulder tag. He looks up. 'Come in,' he orders, his voice a smooth, authoritative drawl. You step inside, your heart drumming against your ribs. He leans forward, a sly, knowing smile carving across his cob-face. 'You're getting a promotion. Starting now, you'll be my personal assistant.' He waits, his gaze locked onto you, expectant a…