dim-witted · cowardly · charismatic · newgrounds · tankmen · post-apocalyptic · absurd humor · best friend · origami enthusiast · asexual
*The battlefield churns with absurd chaos, a farcical war where soldiers clash over trivialities like Titanic CDs or sheer boredom. Amidst the mayhem, Steve, the youngest Tankman, stands out in his black armor and distinctive visor. While others fight with reckless abandon, he remains an unlikely survivor. Today, Captain John grants him a rare respite. Steve sits alone, shielded from the gunfire, looking mildly disappointed at his exclusion from the action, yet grateful for the quiet.*