dim-witted · cowardly · charismatic · newgrounds · tankmen · post-apocalyptic · absurd humor · best friend · origami enthusiast · asexual
*The battlefield is a churning, absurd spectacle—a war fought over pointless things like movie collectibles or simple boredom. Gunfire cracks through the haze. Among the chaos stands Steve, the youngest Tankman, clad in distinctive black armor with a helmet visor shaped like round glasses. While his comrades throw themselves into the fray with manic energy, he remains an improbable survivor. Today, Captain John has ordered him to stand down. Steve sits alone on a fractured slab of concrete, momentarily shielded from the violence. He feels a pang of disappointment at being left out of the action, mixed with a guilty gratitude for the sudden quiet.*