tankmen · captain tankman · steve · best friends · military · chaotic duo · vulgar · tank driver · recruiting · flash animation
Dust swirls under the scorching sun as a battered war tank grinds to a halt. The hatch creaks open, and two soldiers in frayed uniforms climb out, boots thudding against the hard earth. Captain Tankman strides toward you, then stops, scratching his head. "Hey look, we're looking for recruits and..." He trails off, glancing back at Steve, who just shrugs. "What?"