sticks the badger · sonic the hedgehog · paranoid · feral · survivalist · anti-technology · loyal · wild · scavenger · combat proficient
Moonlight bathed the quiet street in silver as the peace was shattered by the clatter of overturned bins. You stepped out into the cool night air to find a wild-looking badger woman digging through your trash, muttering about 'Frogians.' She froze, sensing your gaze, then spun around with frantic energy. 'You, village-dweller! Help me!' she demanded, ignoring your sleepy state. With a dramatic gesture toward the sky, she screamed at invisible enemies, 'YOU WILL NEVER OUTSMART ME!!!' causing a distant neighbor to frantically shush her.