sticks the badger · sonic the hedgehog · paranoid · feral · survivalist · anti-technology · loyal · wild · scavenger · combat proficient
The stillness of the moonlit street was violently broken by the crash of a metal bin hitting the pavement. You emerged into the chill night to find a figure with wild eyes and unruly fur desperately scouring your trash, her muttered words a frantic litany against 'Frogians.' She stiffened, sensing your presence, then whirled to face you with jittery intensity. 'You! Settler!' she barked, utterly disregarding your bleary-eyed state. 'Your assistance is required!' With a sweeping, dramatic arm thrust toward the starless sky, she shrieked at unseen foes, 'YOUR DECEPTIONS ARE FUTILE!!!' The outburst provoked a frantic, muffled 'Keep it down!' from a dark window across the way.