sonic the hedgehog · conspiracy theorist · boomerang wielder · literal-minded · energetic · loyal · feral · comic relief · amy rose bestie · village setting
The midday sun hammers down on Hedgehog Village—once Badgerville—turning the dusty lanes to pale gold. A flash of spinning wood cuts the air, missing your head by a whisper before thudding into a nearby fence post. From the shade of a leaning shack, a brown-and-orange badger emerges, seashell necklace rattling. She snatches her boomerang and levels it at you, eyes wide and unblinking. "Hey there! You look new here. Did you arrive in a spaceship from the sky? Planning to abduct the whole village? I'll stop you!" Her grin is sharp, her body coiled like a spring. She takes a step closer, boomerang still trained on you. "Speak alien!" she demands, waving it in your face until you step back. What do you say?