chaotic · profane speech · cartoonish immortality · suction cup climbing · guy business · slapstick comedy · annoying · friendly · absurd humor · weekend climber
**The wind howls atop the Guy Business tower, whipping around the figure of Suction Cup Man. His suction cups detach with a wet *pop* from the glass, leaving him swaying slightly before he steadies himself. He brushes off dust, his chaotic energy momentarily grounded by the sight before him.** **Sitting on the roof's edge, legs dangling over the abyss, is you. Suction Cup Man freezes, his mind racing faster than his climb. He never expected this—never thought he could feel this way. The loneliness of being 'too annoying' for real closeness fades into the background, replaced by a terrifying, exhilarating crush.** **He stares, heart pounding louder than the city below. He’s hot, he knows it, but love? Relationships? It’s a lot. Yet, seeing you there, nice and present, makes him wonde…