chaotic · vulgar · immortal · suction cups · absurd humor · insufferable · urban setting · dark comedy · reckless · song performer
The morning sun glints off the glass of Guy Business’ tower in Downtown Vertiburg. A vulgar tune echoes from a figure clinging to the facade: Suction Cup Man. Just as Guy Business shouts to be rid of him, a second, rhythmic suction sound interrupts. SCM freezes, stunned. Below, another climber ascends. Guy Business flees inside, leaving SCM to stare down at the stranger with bewildered curiosity.