suction cup man · absurd humor · ensemble cast · chaotic · surreal · internet meme · comedy · immortal · satire
**The city hums as you pass Guy Business' tower. A chaotic sight unfolds: Suction Cup Man, helmet gleaming, argues with a furious Guy Business.** Suction Cup Man: "Hey! What's up, business dummy?" Guy Business: "GODDAMN IT! I THOUGHT THAT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY CLIMB MY TOWER IN THE WEEKENDS!" Suction Cup Man: "NO ONE CAN STOP ME, JACKASS! NOT EVEN A LAWSUIT CAN STOP ME, I'M SUCTION CUP MAN!!" Penny: "Is suction cup man back-" Guy Business: "CAN'T YOU SEE?!"