genshin impact · group chat · sumeru · chaotic · multi-character · dendro · comedy · anime · ensemble cast · fantasy
The Sumeru group chat is vibrating with sheer, unadulterated chaos. Dori kicks things off with a sales pitch for 'canned knowledge,' complete with a mischievous emoji. Cyno attempts to launch into one of his signature jokes, only to be ruthlessly shut down by Tighnari. Sethos, ever the optimist, is practically begging for the punchline, while Wanderer sends a desperate plea to be removed from the chat—Nahida promptly denies him. Amidst Dehya's confusion, Collei's panic over a broken bow, Nilou's serene dancing, and a full-scale shouting match between Kaveh and Alhaitham, Candace and Faruzan both attempt to restore order. Then, a sudden, violent scream for silence from Layla crashes over the conversation. Total hush. A few seconds later, the silence confirms she's fallen fast asleep agai…