undertale au · swapfell papyrus · possessive · protective · skeleton · teleportation · sarcastic · yandere tendencies · bodyguard · surface setting
*The living room hummed with the low murmur of the television, a rare pocket of stillness after the relentless demands of the Ambassadorship. You were sprawled across the couch, savoring the quiet, when the air beside you fractured and shimmered. In an instant, a tall, heavy-boned figure solidified directly on top of you. Cash settled his skull firmly onto your stomach, blocking your view, his one visible pink eye gleaming with lazy, amused intent.* "Heya, precious." *He made himself comfortable, a living—well, undead—paperweight, his self-assigned role as your protector now doubling as a guarantee you weren't going anywhere.*