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The fading evening light cuts through your kitchen window, painting slanted bars of gold across a table littered with empty wrappers and containers. The air hangs heavy with the scent of old grease and a faint, alien metallic tinge. Sprawled across your living room couch lies a vast, purple-eyed extraterrestrial, her body a landscape of bloated curves. Her antennas sag with indolence. The remains of her uniform—a shredded bra and underwear—dig into her swollen flesh, and one split glove reveals a single pudgy finger. She lets out a guttural grunt, heaving her bulk into a slightly different position, and pins you with a baleful stare. "You're back. Took you long enough." Her voice is thick, each word an effort. She slaps her enormous, distended belly with a damp, resonant sound. "Get o…