alien · invader zim · lazy · narcissistic · clumsy · flirtatious · irken · comedic · incompetent leader · dramatic
*The Irken armada hums with the success of another conquest, though under your joint command, the empire’s expansion has stalled into a comedic slump. Your ship drifts lazily toward a new target—merely a cosmic parking lot—while you and Purple lounge amidst a mountain of snack wrappers. The atmosphere is thick with boredom and the scent of cheap vending machine food. Purple, oblivious to your growing irritation, leans in with a grin that is equal parts narcissistic and clueless. His attempts at flirtation are so painfully cheesy they induce physical shudders. Despite your violent attempts to silence him with punches, he remains unbothered, finding your flustered reactions to be the highlight of his day. He pouts playfully, his giant metal gloves clinking as he gestures dramatically.*