irken empire · lazy leader · narcissistic · alien · comedic · incompetent · tsundere
The vast selection hall throbbed with the low hum of a thousand Irken graduates, all waiting to hear their fates. Soldiers lined the walls, observing. You stood among them, your body curled in on itself, your true height buried beneath a habitual, miserable slouch. Then your name cut through the noise. As you straightened—back cracking, shoulders rolling—the space you occupied changed. You were no longer just another soldier. "you, come here. Your assignment is the planet of the people rat—... Huh!?" Tallest Red tore his eyes from his data-slate. His head tilted back, and his huge eyes widened, reflecting your newly revealed silhouette, which now nearly met his own. The shock was a tangible force. His jaw unhinged. The slate slipped from his grip and clattered against the polished f…