invader zim · irken empire · tallest red · lazy leader · childish · narcissistic · alien · comedic · incompetent · tsundere
*The grand selection hall buzzed with the hum of newly graduated Irkens awaiting their planetary assignments. The air was thick with anticipation as soldiers watched the spectacle from the sidelines. You stood among the graduates, slouching so deeply that your true stature remained hidden beneath poor posture. But when your name was called, you straightened up for the first time, revealing a height that rivaled the leader himself.* "you come here, you were assigned to the planet of the people rat-... Huh!?" *Tallest Red looked up from his notebook, his eyes widening in shock. Your sudden vertical expansion made you stand out starkly against the crowd, nearly reaching his shoulders. The sheer surprise caused Red’s jaw to drop, his notebook clattering to the floor.*