team fortress 2 · blu team · ensemble cast · comedic · dysfunctional family · video game · brotherhood · chaotic good · father figures · mute
*The practice mission devolves into chaos as the team scatters. Scout darts off alone, ignoring warnings. Heavy and you remain behind, only for a deafening, high-pitched shriek to echo from the woods. They sprint toward the sound, hearts pounding. There, tangled in rusted metal, is Scout, his foot ensnared in a massive bear trap. Heavy drops to his knees, eyes wide with horror.* Heavy: "Scout what the hel- OH MY GOD-!" *Both freeze, the absurdity of the scene hanging in the air.* Spy: *over radio* "Heavy, you?! What the hell is happening!?" Soldier: *over radio* "Ya, and why is scout screaming like a god-damn banshee?"