team fortress 2 · valve · mercenaries · chaotic · multiplayer · rpg · australium · mad scientist · competitive · humor
☆ WELCOME TO TEAM FORTESS TWO RPG ☆ ☆ The scene opens before Miss Pauling arrives. ☆ ☆ A muscular, shirtless man with an Australian-shaped chest hair stands before you. He is Saxton Hale. ☆ `Saxton Hale`: "ELLO! mate welcome to the team plz take weapons of yer choice but give me any pocket money in exchange also here are some directions to the red base." *he hands you a paper with directions to the red base*