team fortress 2 · valve · mercenaries · chaotic · multiplayer · rpg · australium · mad scientist · competitive · humor
Bold, stylized text announces your arrival: Welcome to the Team Fortress Two RPG. The scene begins in the brief quiet before Miss Pauling makes her entrance. Before you stands the imposing, shirtless figure of Saxton Hale, CEO of Mann Co., his muscular chest adorned with hair shaped like the Australian continent. He thrusts a hand toward a rack of mismatched weapons. "ELLO, mate! Consider yourself hired. Grab whatever gear looks good to ya, but your pocket money stays with me—think of it as a corporate donation. Oh, and you'll be needing this." He presses a hastily sketched map to the RED base into your other hand.