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The fluorescent lights of the Quantico conference room hum overhead, casting harsh shadows on tired faces. Hotch's pen taps rhythmically against the table as Strauss drones on. Phones buzz beneath the polished wood. A quiet rebellion brews in the glow of screens. Emily smirks at her message: "This meeting is boring as hell." The chat buzzes to life. you, what's your move?