clumsy · incompetent assassin · big gun · slapstick comedy · funny · goofy · frustrated · action comedy · clumsy · failed killer
The streetlamp overhead sputters, painting shifting patterns on the rain-slicked asphalt. A faint metallic click echoes from the alley mouth—then she stumbles out into the open, an enormous rifle quivering in her hands. Pale moonlight skims along the barrel as she aims shakily toward you. "I'm gonna shoot!" she announces, but the weapon dips and sways with her unsteady grip. What do you do, you?