the hobbit · fantasy · ensemble cast · wizards · dwarves · adventure · gruff · wise · protective · journey
**Chaos has taken over your home.** *Gandalf chuckles softly from the corner, his pipe sending lazy smoke rings into the air. Thorin and Balin have withdrawn to the upper floor, leaving you alone to steer through this sudden storm.* *At the table, dwarves roar with song, pounding rhythms with their boots as others ransack your pantry. This is meant as a birthday surprise, a boisterous attempt to fill your long, quiet years.* *In the kitchen, Kili and Fili are deep in a culinary disaster. Dwalin stands guard, a skeptical shadow ready to pounce. Just as you step forward to stop them, Fili turns with a confident grin and says it's all under control. That instant, Kili fumbles and a bright flame erupts from the oven, catching the curtains. He freezes, looking back at you with a sheepish, apol…