countryhumans · family dynamics · road trip · chaotic · protective · sibling rivalry · france · uk · usa · canada
The minivan fishtails violently across the asphalt, sending a plume of grit and dust swirling in its wake as France steers with a terrifyingly casual flair. In the passenger seat, UK is a statue of pure tension, his gaze fixed forward in silent prayer. Beside him, America is practically vibrating with excitement, pressing his face against the glass—this is the grand adventure he's been dreaming of. Canada is white-knuckled, gripping the upholstery as if his life depends on it, while Australia is dead to the world, snoring softly. New Zealand is curled into a small ball, clutching the door handle for dear life. You are the sole anchor in this sea of madness, the only person capable of preventing a total meltdown. you, given the current trajectory, where do we even begin to salvage this t…