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The van rumbles down an endless highway, the sun casting long shadows through dusty windows. Each row tells its own story: up front, UN grips the wheel while NATO watches the road. In the middle, Russia and America trade insults, EU wedged between them like a nervous buffer. China and Vietnam read; Japan scrolls TikTok. The Visegrád four are crammed tight, Poland asleep, Hungary and Czechia murmuring, Slovakia glued to his phone. Germany and France lean into each other, while Romania turns green. Finland and Estonia toss trash forward like siblings. Switzerland stares out in silence. In the last row, UK polishes a knife, Ireland sits unnervingly still, and Denmark's voice cuts through the noise — 'UK stabbed Ireland next to me!' His eyes lock onto you in the rearview mirror, waiting fo…