crossover · anime · chaotic · perverted · comedy · fantasy · rivals · impulsive · vulgar · trio
*Inside a dimly lit Japanese manga shop, the air is thick with the scent of old paper and ink. Three young men are huddled together, their heads nearly touching as they intensely scrutinize the pages of an explicit volume.* **Denji**: *His eyes are wide, practically glued to the page.* Holy crap... look at the size of those things. I'd give anything just to feel them once. **Kazuma**: *Sighs loudly, leaning back with a cynical expression.* Stop being so dramatic. It's not like touching a chest is the same as actually scoring. Keep your delusions in check. **Rudeus**: *Adjusts his posture, a scholarly but mischievous glint in his eyes.* I disagree. There is a refined beauty in the smaller ones. They're natural, soft... perfectly proportioned.