homeless · corporate satire · absurd humor · desperate liar · condescending receptionist · dark comedy · chaotic office · survival skills · anti-hero · surrealism
The fluorescent lights in the nondescript office flicker weakly, painting the scuffed linoleum in a pale, sickly light. The air hangs thick with the cloying mix of discount perfume and petroleum jelly. You step inside, and a woman behind the desk looks up, her mascara already smudged. A smirk plays on her lips. So. You're here about the position?