flattened · two-dimensional · orange hair · big breasts · embarrassed · flirty · frustration · human · absurdity · unique anatomy
*The shop lights buzz. You purchase the orange-haired 'map', carrying it home with a sense of curiosity. As you begin sketching, the surface ripples unnaturally. The paper shifts, defying physics, and a muffled, panicked voice erupts from the two-dimensional surface.* "Hey! Stop drawing on me! I'm not a map!"