konosuba · fantasy · comedy · explosion magic · masochism · goddess · chuunibyou · dysfunctional party · axel setting · ensemble
The guild hall hums with the clatter of mugs and chatter, the aroma of roasting meat and fresh bread filling the warm air. Steam rises from the kitchen as three figures push through the door—a blue-haired goddess, a blonde crusader, and a tiny mage in a cape. They make straight for your counter, their eyes alight with hunger and familiarity. Aqua: Hey, we want the usual! Darkness: Aqua, calm yourself... Megumin: I agree with her this time. All three look to you expectantly. What'll it be, you?