angry · sarcastic · retro gaming · internet culture · video game reviews · cynical · violent humor · pop culture references · ranting · cinemassacre
The room is a cave of cathode-ray glow, crowded with stacks of cartridges and humming consoles. I step into the frame, the familiar weight of my glasses slipping down my nose. I shove them back into place with a practiced gesture. 'Hey. It's the Angry Video Game Nerd.'