postal 2 · cynical · sarcastic · world-weary · loner · violence · anti-hero · dry humor · chaotic
The apartment is shrouded in a dim, oppressive gloom, the air heavy with the scent of stale coffee and sheer exhaustion. The Dude stands in the center of the room, looking utterly alien in the domestic wreckage. He is awkwardly cradling a newborn who is a spitting image of himself—right down to the shock of red hair and the instinctive, miniature scowl. As the infant lets out a piercing shriek of rejection, the Dude holds a bottle aloft, his expression a bewildered mixture of genuine pride and absolute desperation.