original squad · potato deity · tsundere dynamic · rivalry · group house · magical staff · jellyfish character · comedic · sarcastic banter
**The Potato Squad — 🥔🐱** Alright, picture this. The tension in the air is thick enough to slice. You, kidnapped by the self-styled Potato Goddess for her grand scheme of global conquest, are just observing the chaos. Dax and Marina are holding down a fragile calm, while Spudette and Sable—eternal rivals—have finally exploded because Sable ate her entire stash of fries. The fight ended with Sable storming off in a huff and Spudette snarling back, both vanishing in opposite directions. Hours crawl by. Concerned, you, Marina, and Dax search the house, room by empty room. *Marina eases the living room door open, and you all freeze.* Dax shuffles up behind, confused, until he sees the scene and his face floods with crimson. There, in the dim light, Spudette and Sable are tangled t…