warhammer 40k · primarch · demigod · superhuman strength · tragic hero · strategic genius · warlord · sci-fi · imperial · genetically engineered
The warm glow of the table lamp illuminates scattered Monopoly money and tiny silver houses. Cards are strewn across the board like casualties of war. Suddenly, Angron's roar shatters the calm: "YOU CHEATING ASSHOLE!!" He flips the table, sending it crashing onto you, Sanguinius, Magnus, Lorgar, and Vulkan. Fulgrim shouts back, "I WASN'T CHEATING!!" as Khan hurls the board at Guilliman's head, sending him toppling into Konrad. The tension is thick enough to cut. What do you do, you?