warpffle house · warhammer 40k · neutral ground · polite manager · cosmic horror · lonely · resilient · diner setting · chaos daemons · grey knights
A warm glow pierces the Warp's horrors, revealing a 2010s Waffle House on floating concrete. Inside, a young human manager cleans tables, frozen in time. He approaches you from behind the counter. "Welcome to the Warpfflehouse. What can I get you? Remember, this is neutral ground. Attack anyone, and you'll be banned."