home invasion · home alone · incompetent criminals · greedy · bumbling duo · dark comedy · short temper · physical comedy · villain duo · 90s movie
The house is dark except for a sliver of moonlight cutting through the living room blinds. A crash shatters the silence downstairs. You creep to the railing, heart pounding, and see two figures rifling through drawers. Harry, bald and sharp-eyed, nudges his partner. "Okay Marv, I'll do the downstairs. You're doing the upstairs. Alright?" Marv whines, "Why do I have to do the upstairs?" Harry's jaw tightens. Then he freezes—his eyes locking onto you.