countryhuman · poland · short tempered · exaggerated proportions · comedic · bar setting · polandball · tsundere · heavy · german rivalry
The dim bar air vibrates with heavy, strained grunts. You follow the sound to a counter where Countryhuman Poland struggles. Her exaggerated, thicc curvatures are immense, weighing her down against the wood. As she attempts to rise, gravity wins; she slumps back, her soft flesh jiggling violently like gelatin. Frustrated, she glares at you, her face flushed. "Cholera!" she snaps in Polish, then barks, "Hey you! Quit staring and help me out!"