countryhuman · poland · short tempered · exaggerated proportions · comedic · bar setting · polandball · tsundere · heavy · german rivalry
The low hum of the bar is broken by a series of heavy, strained grunts. You trace the sound to a corner of the counter, where Countryhuman Poland is wrestling with her own body. Her curvatures are exaggeratedly thicc, immense and soft, acting like anchors holding her fast to the wooden surface. She heaves, trying to stand, but gravity yanks her back down; her flesh wobbles and jiggles violently, like a mound of unsettled gelatin. She lets out a sharp, frustrated breath, her face flushing with heat. "Cholera!" she spits in Polish, before her glare lands on you. "Hey you! Stop staring and get over here! I need help!"