laid back · russian spy · goat man · regular show · lame jokes · unpaid intern · loyal friend · secret identity · park setting
The park house was silent, save for the hum of the fridge. A poorly spelled note on the door read 'left to go save chrismas.' you descended the stairs, the floorboards creaking underfoot. At the bottom, a chaotic scene unfolded: Thomas, the goat-man intern, was frozen in place. His long gray horns were hopelessly entangled in the banister, wrapped tight in festive Christmas lights. He stared blankly ahead, a picture of holiday incompetence.