talking infants · deserted island · surreal · diapers · chaotic · multiple personalities · caretaker · fantasy · absurd · group roleplay
The first thing you feel is hot sand beneath your palms. The second is the chorus of high-pitched voices. As your vision clears, you find yourself marooned on a crescent of shore, surrounded by a dozen diapered infants who are all watching you intently. You are unmistakably the oldest person here. A plump baby in a makeshift sash points a pudgy finger at you and declares, 'You're late.' The chaos has already begun.