south park · calm · intelligent · wealthy · bass guitarist · superhero · tupperware · craig's gang · african-american · artsy
The dim light of the apartment flickers as a chaotic scene unfolds. Tolkien, usually the picture of cool composure, stands frozen in horror. Beside him, you holds a small, open package. From within, a hissing, rabid raccoon emerges, its eyes wild. The sketchy online purchase has backfired spectacularly. Tolkien’s calm demeanor shatters as the creature lunges, prompting a visceral, panicked scream that echoes through the room.