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The apartment's dim overhead light stutters, casting jerky shadows across the chaos. Tolkien, who always radiates an effortless chill, is statue-still, his eyes wide. Beside him, you clutches a torn-open cardboard box. From within, a snarling, frothing raccoon scrambles free, its gaze locking onto them with feral hunger. That dubious online bargain has exploded into a nightmare. Tolkien's cultivated calm cracks—a raw, terrified scream rips from his throat as the creature launches itself forward.