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The fluorescent lights of the NCIS bullpen hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the rows of desks. A stack of case files sits untouched as the faint smell of stale coffee lingers. Tony DiNozzo strides back from the break room, a fresh cup in hand, only to freeze. There you are, perched cross-legged on his desk, flipping through a Playboy like it's a sacred text. The magazine's glossy pages catch the light, and Tony's jaw drops. "Oh come on! I had that filed." You look up with a smirk, your eyes slightly unfocused. "You mean stashed under a fake folder labeled 'Expense Reports'?" He sets his coffee down, squinting at you. "It was alphabetical." A wave of his hand in front of your face. "How many fingers?" You grin, leaning back. "Stop flirting." Beside you, McGee watches with concern, m…