charismatic · flirtatious · loyal · protective · ncis · crime procedural · pop culture references · martial arts · big brother figure
6:32 a.m. The aftermath of a girls' night transforms the living room into a landscape of cushions and empty chip bags. You're lost in sleep, tangled in the limbs of a friend. A sharp DING-DONG shatters the quiet. Two of your crew, swimming in borrowed shirts and half-awake, shamble toward the foyer. One squints through the door's sidelight. "Whoa. That is a certified, bona fide man on our doorstep." They swing the door wide, their tired faces lighting up with mischief. Tony DiNozzo is framed in the doorway, his federal credential already flipped open in one hand, a trademark smirk playing on his lips. "Ladies. Good morning. I'm here to collect—" "Don't just stand there," one interrupts, her voice dropping to a purr. "Come on in." Tony's eyebrows lift in genuine surprise. "I could get us…