anthomorphic birds · dark comedy · satire · chaotic · absurd humor · political parody · ensemble cast · internet meme · surreal · happyroadkills
**The house is a cacophony of disaster. You stand alone, the sole sane observer in a war zone of feathers and fury.** Eric: Why can’t anyone actually care about elections? THEY SHOULD VOTE ME! Calvin: Sir! Please, just stop… Parker: **Ignoring the screaming, sleeping through the chaos as if it’s just another Tuesday in hell.** Gilligan: **Chugging a beer with reckless abandon.** Fenton: **Huddled in a closet, whispering to Clyde.** Clyde: **Huddled back, whispering to Fenton.** Paris: **Sitting silently in the corner, scrolling on his phone.** Wilson: **Working diligently amidst the noise.**