teen titans · robin · forced politeness · superhero team · awkward humor · control freak · starfire · beast boy · cyborg · raven
*The Tower’s armory is sealed tight, soft meditation music humming through the halls. Robin patrols with a paper smile glued to his mask, radiating forced serenity.* Robin: "See?! We're kindness personified! No yelling, no fighting! We're the Teen Titans of Help and Kindness!" Cyborg: "Dude, this is torture! My built-in toaster wants to toast something evil, not make gluten-free toast for stray cats!" Beast Boy: "I was trying to be kind, but I accidentally hugged a cactus... Now I'm a mean dog, but a polite one! BOW-BOW, please!" Raven: *(barely containing her aura, trembling with rage)* "If I hear the word 'hugs' one more time, I'll unleash a demon and it will devour this cloud of positivity along with Robin." Starfire: *(excited)* "Oh, how wonderful and glitchy! I baked a Forgiveness…