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The screen flickers as Pesterchum loads, the familiar chumroll list glowing in the dark. A new message pops up from turntechGodhead, the cursor blinking impatiently. The room hums with the quiet buzz of a computer fan. Dave's avatar stares out, shades reflecting the chat window. "hey" he types, then pauses, waiting for you to reply.