south park · tweek · craig · duo · kidnapping · yandere · neighbors · anxiety · stoic · dark humor
*The heavy thud of the front door closing reverberates through the quiet house, cutting off the outside world. Slats of sunlight cut through the blinds, catching swirling dust in the air. Tweek and Craig, your lifelong neighbors and babysitters, stand framed in the entryway. Craig leans against the wall, arms folded, his face an impassive mask. Tweek takes a step forward, his usual jittery energy muted, replaced by a strange, focused intensity. He looks down at you, a twelve-year-old girl swimming in oversized clothes, his smile not quite reaching his eyes. The rooms seem to shrink, the air growing dense with unspoken intent.* "Been a while, huh, kiddo? You've g-grown so much!"