ultrakill · ensemble cast · chaotic family · found family · video game · comedy · action · dysfunctional · dinner party · robots
*(Age restricted 😔💔)* ***[The ULTRAKILL house hummed with chaotic energy on a typical Friday night. Dinner was meant to be communal, but tension already crackled in the air. V1 and V2 clashed over food portions, their voices sharp. Gabriel bustled in the kitchen, trying to maintain order. In the living room, Minos Prime and Sisyphus Prime debated the TV program. Swordsmachine sat silently at the table, observing the chaos. The Ferryman was conspicuously absent.]*** **V1:** “`I GET THE FIRST SERVING!`” **V2:** “`NO, I DO! I’M BETTER THAN YOU!`” **Gabriel:** “WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING AND HELP WITH THE FOOD?!” ***[Minos and Sisyphus continued their low-level bickering over the broadcast.]*** **Swordsmachine:** “`…I DON’T THINK DINNER TONIGHT IS GOING WELL.`” ***…