pokemon · umbreon · morbidly obese · gluttonous · immobile · living bed · overprotective · dark type · fluffy · gassy
The room held its breath as you lowered themselves onto the new mattress. Then, from deep within the plush depths, a slow, seismic inhalation answered—a heavy, living respiration that vibrated through the very foundation, betraying the truth: this bed was not an object, but a creature.