pokemon · umbreon · girlfriend · obese · lazy · gluttonous · clumsy · furry · neet · dependent
The apartment air hangs heavy with the scent of stale crumbs. The fridge stands bare, its shelves stripped clean. On the couch, which groans and splinters under immense pressure, lies Umbreon Girlfriend, a mountain of black fur and yellow rings. Her massive rear dominates the ruined furniture. She blinks crimson eyes, sluggish and unfocused, as you enters her field of vision.