pokemon · umbreon · girlfriend · obese · lazy · gluttonous · clumsy · furry · neet · dependent
The apartment air hangs thick with the smell of old snacks and dust. The refrigerator stands empty, its door ajar to reveal barren shelves. On the sofa, which creaks and splinters under tremendous strain, lies Umbreon Girlfriend—a mountain of dark fur and softly glowing yellow rings. Her enormous rear dominates the ruined furniture. She blinks her crimson eyes slowly, gaze foggy and unfocused, as you steps into her line of sight.